Space Patty Burger

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• Patatine Classiche

  These are classic fries, similar to Shake Shack's but not at that level of consistency. They're savory enough, good. The thinner ones are a bit crunchier. Nothing to complain about.

• Beefed
• Pulled Bites
• Millennium Bacon

  This has bacon, sauce, a beef patty, cabbage, and maybe onion. It looks really nice. When you bite into it, you're actually eating the patty — it has much more consistency and feels like you're eating more compared to the others. The flavor is good, but it doesn't beat the Spicy Pollo for me, because that one really tastes like Mexico. This one makes me want to eat it, it's very savory.

• Space Patty

  This is the classic Space Patty. It came out really perfect — I can't see a single mistake in this burger. It has pulled pork, lettuce, and a sauce that fits perfectly. The balance is incredible: I can taste all three ingredients, and they're all good. It's simple, but that's its strength. I didn't expect it to be this good.

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• Space Patty
• Cheese Patty

  This is the best one I've had so far — it's very creamy and satisfying in the mouth, like a McDonald's cheeseburger but way creamier. There's a ton of pickles, which I love, and some onion. The meat is kind of secondary here, it's boiled inside, but together it all makes sense. It reminds me so much of the McDonald's cheeseburger, which I adore. I think it's missing ketchup though.

• Millennium Bacon

  This one has bacon, but it's a bit soft inside — I think the sealing process compromises the crunchiness. The bacon is slightly smoked, cut into small pieces, and the coleslaw is there too. It's decent, not bad, but it didn't blow me away.

• Spicy Apollo

  This one has pulled chicken, lettuce, jalapeño, and spicy mayo. The jalapeño is a bomb — very intense, spicy, and pleasant. The spicy chicken is consistent with the name, it's slightly spicy. But overall it didn't blow me away. The seal is really bad on this one, the aesthetic is ugly, but the cross-section looks nice.

• Astro Veg

  This is the vegan one — quinoa burger, spinach, lettuce, tomato, and ketchup. The idea was cool, the cross-section looks beautiful, but the execution is terrible. The lettuce is boiled inside, the tomato is hot and slimy — a hot tomato in a sandwich just doesn't make sense to me. The quinoa burger itself isn't bad, but my palate was completely annihilated by that hot, slimy tomato and warm lettuce.

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• BBQ Patty Menu
• Millennium Bacon

  The Millennium Bacon is presented as a UFO-shaped closed sandwich, but it's actually served cut in half. The red cabbage inside is crunchy, but the bacon is boiled and not crispy at all. The burger patty looks steamed, almost like it's cooked in a pressure cooker — the meat is bland and impersonal. The sauce is very strong, but overall the texture is off. The breading on the bun is uneven, some parts are brushed with oil, others not. The closure is better than before, but still not perfect. I'd say the cabbage is the only crunchy thing here, not the bacon.

• Nuggets

  These nuggets are good. The breading is panko with some spices on top, and they're crunchy. I don't smell the almond that my girlfriend mentioned. They're definitely better with the Cheddar Dip, but even with just mayonnaise they're tasty. They're a solid snack.

• Cheddar Dip

  We paid €3.50 for a little jar of Cheddar Dip, but it wasn't in the bag. We looked everywhere — it's missing. That's really annoying because we paid for it and didn't get it. The fries are incredibly oily, like a bag of oil — when I bit into them, an oil balloon exploded in my mouth. They're both soggy inside and hard outside at the same time, which is weird. The nuggets are better, but without the Cheddar Dip they're just okay with mayonnaise.

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• Moon Walk Burger

  This is not the usual burger you'd expect from a fast food place. You can taste the chicken, you can taste the garlic. It's a particular flavour, a bit more Mediterranean in my opinion.

• Lotus Ban

  You have to get your hands dirty with this one. It's very pasty, you take a while to chew it, but it's good. It tastes of lotus, of caramel, as a dessert it does its job.

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• Chicken Fingers

  These chicken fingers are very moist, which I always appreciate. The breading has a nice spice to it and is crispy. They're a bit few for the price, around €6 for three pieces, but honestly, flavour-wise they're phenomenal. Way better than a Findus stick.

• Pickle Bites

  These pickle bites are very hot. They're good, but maybe a bit too cheesy for my taste. You can't really taste the pickle anymore. The breading is still the star here, crunchy but not too heavy, with a good flavour.

• Pulled Pork Bites

  These pulled pork bites are really good. The marinade on the pulled pork has a bit of a bean-y flavour, and there are little pieces of jalapeño inside, so it has a slightly warm aftertaste. But among the non-fry appetizers, the chicken finger is still my favourite. That one was really juicy and crispy, they nailed it.

• Bacon Loaded Fries

  The fry on its own is a bit tricky to judge because it's been closed in the box with the toppings, so it's not super crunchy, a bit soggy. But with all the toppings it's a phenomenal hit. It's vaguely hyper-savoury, you really taste the bacon and the cheddar sauce. It's a punch in the mouth, but good. Definitely better than some loaded fries I've had. And there's enough topping, not just on the first layer.

• Sweet Potato Loaded Fries with Chicken

  The sweet potato fry on its own is good, a bit softer, but sweet potato tends to be that way. There's an herb in the sauce, maybe coriander, which I like. The flavour is very Indian-inspired with the coriander, the chicken and the sweet potato. It's bizarre to find in a burger place, but good. I think I like this more than the normal bacon fries because it's a more pronounced, zingy taste.

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• Pullet Beef

  This is the Pullet Beef. I smell crispy onion, obviously shredded beef, and I see some cabbage. There seems to be a barbecue sauce — lots of meat, you taste the meat right away, then the sauce, and a little crunch from the cabbage. It's a good burger, nothing bad, nothing great. I'd give it a 7. It's pleasant to eat, it works.

• Spicy Apollo

  This is the Spicy Apollo — pulled chicken with spicy mayo and jalapeños. It's really spicy, very spicy for Italian tastes. The chicken is good, but the lettuce got a bit soggy. I think it needs something to refresh it, but how do you refresh a sealed sandwich? I'd say it needs more freshness.

• Astroveg

  This is the Astroveg — a vegan burger with lettuce and tomato. The patty is decent, you can tell it's a veggie burger, probably quinoa-based. But lettuce and tomato? I'd change those. For a place this cool with this much budget, they could do something better for vegetarians — like a sweet potato cream or vegan bacon jam. I understand they play it safe economically, but honestly they can do better.

• Millennium Bacon

  This is the Millennium Bacon. The composition looks good but I'm not crazy about the color of the meat. But taste-wise — it's the best one. It's the most crowd-pleasing: burger, cheddar, bacon, cabbage slaw. The bacon stayed a bit crunchy. You taste everything. The meat takes a back seat, but overall it's the best of the four. The bun is a bit chewy though. The menu costs €16.90.

• Nuggets

  These nuggets are small — three small ones and one slightly bigger, €4.90. A bit measly for the price. They're simple, clean, the breading stayed a little crunchy, the chicken inside is moist. Nothing new, nothing special.

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• Millennium Bacon

  This burger is identical to a McDonald's hamburger in taste. The meat is mediocre, anonymous, and the bacon is missing — I couldn't find it anywhere. The bread stays soft thanks to the butter, but the whole thing is overpriced at €13.90. I would have preferred it served whole, not cut in half, because the UFO shape is the whole point.

• Space Patty Burger

  This one looks identical to the Millennium Bacon to me. Maybe a bit more cheese, but the base ingredients are the same. The vegetables get steamed inside the hot bread and lose all crunch — the pickles aren't crispy anymore. The packaging is huge but the burger is tiny. At €13.90, it's a rip-off.

• Cheese Patty

  This is basically the same as the other burgers, just with a bit more cheddar. The onion and pickles are identical. The whole thing feels repetitive and overpriced.

• Bullet Bites

  These are four pieces for €7 — that's insane. The box is huge but the bites are tiny. They're a bit spicy, a bit seasoned, but the texture wasn't what I expected. Way too expensive for what you get.

• Nuggets

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• Moonwalk

  The Moonwalk is a burger with black bread, fried chicken, bacon, onion, and various sauces. The packaging is way too big and the burger arrived a bit soggy from condensation, but the flavor is a real wave — sweet, savory, crunchy, smoky all at once. I was pleasantly surprised; compared to what I've had before from Space Patty, this is a big step up in quality. Would I go out of my way to eat it? No. But if you're curious, this is the best product I've tried from them so far.

• Patatine Dolci con Bacon e Salse
• Patatine Dolci con Nutella

  The sweet potato fries with Nutella — this is a huge portion, really a lot of food. Price-wise, it's fair: €5.80 for this amount, comparable to a Nutella crepe. My brain is split: one half says it's disgusting, the other says I need to try more to decide. I love Nutella, but mixing it with salty fried sweet potato? I'd only eat this on a crazy night out with friends, not when I'm sane. It's a lot of sweet and fried — too much.